Saturday, May 30, 2015

TouchThePickle Challenge

Seriously? Take a challenge to touch the pickle bottle during your menstruation?!
I mean, during those days when you can literally feel your ovaries which might just burst out of your body due to the God damn pain, you are asking us to touch the pickle and prove a superstition wrong?

Who the hell cares about superstitions when you are bleeding out 24 hours for about 5 days?!
All you want to do is eat, drink and sleep!! I can bet my life on women feeling that pain have wished at least once that they undergo a surgery and take those bloody ovaries out!!

And as for those lucky women who do not feel that pain, "Don't we have better things to prove in life than touching a pickle jar and proving superstitions wrong?!"
Go out to office and give a great presentation or crack a deal with a client, do not cancel that cycling trip you have been planning for ages, take your kid out to the water park as you had promised, take your parents out for dinner on their sudden demand, finish that pending sketch as you had planned, and so on.

And even if there are such superstitions where you are not allowed to go to the kitchen or touch things, then it is the best damn thing during those days!! Take rest! You are fucking loosing blood like hell. You need rest! Be it the other way round. Why not take advantage of people's dumbness and stupidity for the benefit of our health?!

The truth is. We cannot change what people believe and how they behave until and unless they themselves want to. So, why this much effort to waste?

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